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"So what? Even with that power within me, what shall I even do with it?" "No, look into yourself: The farce is strong within you! I can tell! Young General, I am your father-figure!" Living the easy life is far more relaxing and refreshing anyways." "But isn't that the life? The colour of purple gets far too stressful after some time. "Is this REALLY the extent of your abilities? Is this how you want to spend the rest of your life? Brawling with the local men and getting drunk?"

One day, after he had just taken quite a beating in a drunken brawl, The General was sitting outside the tavern when a mysterious figure approached him. Despite those issues he was known to be a strong fighter, using his left-handedness to his best abilities to surprise his opponents with unexpected punches, quick to act and think and usually one step ahead of his peers in all matters. Stubborn in his opinion to a fault he was known to fancy women and wine, the main cause of most of his troubles in life (and, as some sources suggest, also the reason he used to kick sheep around in the first place). Having been born under the sign of the Howling Wolf and being named by his friends and family "The General", Ra-Li had mostly been busy kicking around Sheep with his feet and lying his way out of those situations whenever he was caught doing so, earing a reputation as a cruel and masterful liar. Gen'a Ra-Li's life had been a rather peaceful up until this point. THIS story is about the man to rule them all, The man to find them, The man to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Nepal where the Shadows lie. A double bussing powerwolf flipping villager since he can even manipulate Modbot with his sheer power of mind. The only person who could beat a Nintendo Console in a popularity contest tournament. The brave soul that brought to light the menace of the Lissa-Bots. The god amongst the wolves amongst the sheep, leader of the Cartaganese against the Romans and the Madrilese. His kinsmen should later emigrate to the United States, master the intricate webs of Mafia and Manipulation. Legends were later sung on him and his dynasty.

Yet there was ONE man, the legend, the hero, the one and only true saviour of mankind. Roads that used to be protected by soldiers paid by kings - flooded by bandits. Every village, every city, every temple now fought for themselves. Unfortunately it also meant that all kind of control had ended. Every small village was suddenly freed from their former yoke. From a second to another, hell broke loose. Bankers, insurance brokers, Kings, the Clergy, Ronald Y.

Only the unimportant people without skills, people who have never worked a day in their life and who lived off of others died. And the Avengers lost.Īnd there is a third lie: It all happened during the Middle Ages.įortunately for us, the mighty snap was rather generous. a LONG, LOOOOOONG time ago.Īnd there is a second lie: Thanos won. There haven't been massive UFO sightings, no gigantic mecha robots are fighting other gigantic mecha robots, Skybeams only happen at concerts and we haven't lost half of our population to a gigantic pink monster with never explained superpowers either.īut the truth is: All of that happened. Now, you may ask, what kind of nonsense I am trying to tell you. But there is one single truth in life that you NEED to know:Īll the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies are true. Something that is SO unbelievable that you might claim that I am fantasizing here, that I am not sane and that everything that I will tell you here is utter hogwash, rubbish and whatever British words you want to throw at my head. There is something that your history teachers never taught you.